1) When trying to understand the universe it is most helpful to:
a) Refer to texts written thousands of years ago.
b) Make analogies between the universe and other things totally dissimilar to the universe.
c) Look up online or in your library what has been discovered by physicists on the subject and what evidence they provide for it.
2) When trying to understand biological complexity it is most helpful to:
a) Refer to texts written thousands of years ago.
b) Make analogies between biological organisms and things totally dissimilar to biological organisms.
c) Look up online or in your library what biologists have discovered about this and the evidence they provide for it.
3) Which is the most helpful tool for understanding the universe, the world and life?
a) Texts written thousands of years ago.
b) A jar of peanut butter and a banana.
c) Science.
4) If you were to accept evolutionary theory as true would you then:
a) Lose all sense of justice, empathy and compassion and run amok killing people.
b) Have to worship the theory and live by it, banning medicine and contraception and killing off the weakest in society.
c) Be right.
5) Does the existence of monkeys in the world disprove evolutionary theory
a)Yes, because scientists are stupid.
b)Yes, because scientists are all in league with Satan and think we're stupid.
c) No.
By @TakethatDarwin
6) Do lots of tiny changes add up to big changes?
a) Yes for everything except evolution.
b) No.
c) Yes.
7) What seems most realistic to you?
a) The universe is 6000 years old and God made it appear much older, buried dinosaur fossils, put junk DNA and vestigial organs in us and made the light of stars millions of light years away reach us in order to test our faith.
b) The universe is 6000 years old and science which suggests otherwise is a product of Satan invented to deceive us and damn us to Hell.
c) The Universe is billions of years old.
8) Hoaxes and mistakes which give false information about evolution are:
a) Evidence that the whole theory is wrong.
b) Evidence that the whole theory is wrong and also evidence that its part of Satan's deception of mankind.
c) Discovered at some point by scientists and discarded.
by Gosimpsonic
9) Anything science does not yet understand about the universe, Earth or the origins of life is:
a) Evidence that a god did it.
b) Evidence that a specific god of a bronze age desert tribe did it.
c) Something science does not yet understand about the universe, Earth or the origins of life.
10) Creation science is:
a) More scientific than evolutionary theory.
b) Suppressed by mainstream science which is in league with Satan.
c) An oxymoron.
Results
Mostly Bs - You are a paranoid creationist. You are likely to associate adverse weather conditions, disease and natural disaster with homosexuality and reproductive freedom and discussing anything with you will achieve absolutely nothing.
Cs - You are a rational person who paid attention at school. Please have many, many children and teach them this (particularly if you live in the American South.)
